People Who are Having the Worst Christmas Imaginable

The box promised a cute little festive shark wearing a Santa hat, ready to hang proudly on the tree. What actually arrived looks more like a miniature snowman that washed up on shore and is now clinging to a penny for scale. The size difference is so dramatic it feels like a prank.

There’s tiny, and then there’s microscopic. This ornament is basically one step away from being a grain of rice with a face. For nine dollars, you expect at least enough material to not lose it immediately in the wrapping paper. Still, it’s unintentionally hilarious and will probably become a yearly story you tell forever.