#20: How My “Fragile, Handle With Care” Christmas Gift Arrived
There’s nothing like seeing the words Fragile, Handle With Care plastered all over a box, only to have it show up looking like it lost a street fight with a snowplow. This package didn’t just get mishandled, it looks like it was used as a seasonal dodgeball.

When your Christmas gift for your wife arrives shrink-wrapped like a crime scene and crushed into a new abstract shape, you know the holidays are off to a chaotic start. At this point, you’re just praying whatever was inside survived—and that the USPS elves didn’t accidentally rewrap it as modern art.
