People Who are Having the Worst Christmas Imaginable

This is the ultimate emotional rollercoaster gift. You open the card, see the PS5 photo and immediately ascend into gamer heaven. Then your eyes drift to the next line, and bam—reality hits harder than a boss fight. “When they come back in stock” is the most 2020s sentence imaginable.

It’s the perfect mix of hope and heartbreak. Your parents tried, the universe simply said no. On the bright side, at least you’re officially “PS5 pending,” which is more than most people can say. For now, enjoy the picture—it’s the closest anyone gets during the holiday console drought.