People Who are Having the Worst Christmas Imaginable

There’s holiday sabotage, and then there’s whatever this is. One second you’ve got a cheery string of colorful bulbs, the next you’re staring at two lonely survivors dangling from a brutally snipped cord like a scene from a Christmas crime documentary. Whoever did this clearly woke up choosing anti-festive energy.

It’s almost impressive how clean the cut is—like the Grinch upgraded to precision tools this year. Now you’re left with decorations that look less “seasonal cheer” and more “post-apocalyptic ornament relics.” Time to invest in stronger lights, better neighbors, or maybe a holiday security camera.