People Who are Having the Worst Christmas Imaginable

One look at this stairway of shattered ornaments and you can practically feel the holiday spirit packing its bags. It’s like a glitter bomb went off, followed by a herd of panicked reindeer and maybe a small tornado. Entire boxes of decorations clearly said “nope” and took the express route down the stairs.

There’s broken glass, tinsel, rogue baubles and what used to be Christmas joy scattered like confetti at a very sad parade. At this point, skipping Christmas isn’t dramatic—it’s self-care. Clean up the disaster, pour a drink, and pretend the holiday never happened.