People Who are Having the Worst Christmas Imaginable

There are stocking stuffers… and then there’s whatever this is. Two lonely chocolates and a tiny candy cane shoved into a plastic bag like a last-minute apology note from the universe. After juggling three roles and an entire team, this “gift” feels more like a participation trophy for surviving chaos.

It’s the kind of present that makes you stare at it quietly and rethink every corporate “we appreciate you” email you’ve ever gotten. But hey, at least the chocolates are decent—and now you’ve got a great story for the break room. Merry Christmas, you earned a whole two truffles.