People Who are Having the Worst Christmas Imaginable

This isn’t just overcooked—this chicken has crossed realms. It looks like it survived re-entry from space. One more minute in the oven and it would’ve qualified as a lump of coal for Santa’s naughty list. You don’t roast a bird like this, you forgive it.

The pan tells the whole tragic story: sticky black lava at the bottom, a chicken petrified into a fossil at the top. At this point, your only options are ordering takeout or pretending it’s “extra crispy” and hoping no one sues. Christmas dinner will definitely be memorable this year.