People Who are Having the Worst Christmas Imaginable

This is the exact face of two dogs who definitely did it and are also absolutely not sorry. While you were out, they clearly decided Christmas couldn’t wait—not for you, not for anyone. Wrapping paper everywhere, a half-destroyed gift on the floor and two guilty elves caught mid-celebration.

The best part? Their expressions. One looks proud of the teamwork, the other looks like he’s trying to remember if eating tape is illegal. Either way, your gift has officially been “pre-opened” for your convenience. Merry Christmas, courtesy of the canine chaos committee.