People Who are Having the Worst Christmas Imaginable

This snowman looks like it crawled straight out of a holiday horror movie. The eyes are giving “I haven’t slept since 1987,” the mouth is pure nightmare-fuel jack-o’-lantern and the whole vibe is less “Winter Wonderland” and more “Please don’t turn your back on me.” Even the hat isn’t sure it wants to be here.

It’s the kind of decoration you put out once, and then spend the rest of December apologizing to guests. On the upside, nobody will forget it. On the downside, children might. This snowman isn’t here for peace on earth—he’s here for chaos and emotional damage.